*BUCKET LIST*

(1) Cannon fight with real pirates
(2) Great Wall of China (while drinking the Chinese liquor)
(3) Pyramids of Egypt
(4) World Series of Poker
(5) Fly an airplane
(6) Go to World Cup soccer game
(7) Attend the Winter Olypics in the next 10 years

Kurt?

Another month has passed, and still no sign of Mr. Watkins and his comic wit. . .

Kurt. . . I'm still waiting for your joke.

It's been almost a year, and you still haven't made me laugh.